Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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