Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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