just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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