Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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