whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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