I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize