I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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