It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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