god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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