that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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