just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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