I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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