like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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