How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
