He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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