let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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