Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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