I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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