It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Vodka?
Forever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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