Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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