4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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