Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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