I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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