I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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