Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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