I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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