Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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