how do flat chested girls get laid?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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