Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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