i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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