how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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