Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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