I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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