May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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