no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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