You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Let's get the cat blown out
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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