I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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