GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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