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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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