I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
