Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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