Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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