so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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