TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Will exercising make me less horny?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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