does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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