is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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