so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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