I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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