After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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