Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We have started to decorate penises.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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