I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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