dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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