I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
even my farts smell like vagina
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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